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Making a list of "Famous Canadians" is obviously
difficult, since there are so many potential names one could
choose. There are a lot of different lists floating around
out there, and each one will invariably reflect the various
interests and agendas of their authors. When I was in school
I can remember we had a lot of projects that involved making
lists of important Canadian citizens we admired. Being able
to identify famous Canadians is something a lot of teachers
are keen to teach students at a young age, as it's considered
an important component of Canadian patriotism.
For the sake of this page I decided to just
profile a few names from the list of 100 "Greatest Canadians"
chosen by CBC viewers in a 2004 poll (for the complete top
100, and more info on the contest see my chart).
My personal opinions on some members of the list aside, I
think the CBC's top 100 provides a good insight into the figures
that average Canadians have learned to respect over the years.
PS- a lot of "famous Canadian"
lists inevitably feature lots of politicians. Since politicians
have gotten enough play in this guide as it is, I won't bother
discussing any more of them here. If you are interested
in learning about famous Canadian political figures though
I'd suggest you visit the Prime
Ministers page and the Canadian
politicians page.
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I go to the same college as Terry Fox
did (Simon Fraser University), so we have lots of memorial
stuff for him around campus. Here's a big bronze statute
of him located in the courtyard.
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Terry Fox is perhaps the most universally
loved Canadian. He's not controversial at all, and is always
named as one of the greatest Canadian heroes of
all time.
Terry was a young university student from
British Columbia who had lost his right leg to Cancer. In
order to raise money for Cancer research, in 1980 he pledged
to run a one-man marathon across Canada. He started in Newfoundland
and hobbled all the way to Ontario, followed by huge crowds
of supporters and news crews along the way. Unfortunately,
Fox's ambitious journey only lasted a few months, and by the
time he got to Ontario his Cancer spread to his lungs, killing
him.
Today thousands of Canadian schools and community groups all
across Canada hold special "Terry Fox Days" in the
fall in which people from all walks of life are encouraged
to participate in a commemorative marathon to help raise money
for Cancer research, and thus honor Terry's legacy. The only
criticism you ever hear regarding Terry Fox is that his image
is over exploited, or that he's becoming a trite cliché.
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My highschool was named Dr. Charles
Best Secondary, after Charles Best, who was Dr. Banting's
assistant. Down the street from my school was Dr. Frederick
Banting Middle School. Ironically, we hated each other.
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Dr. Banting was a Nobel-prize winning scientist from Ontario
who invented insulin. He is thus credited with saving literally
millions of lives, and extending the quality of many millions
more. Near the end of his career he also worked on developing
biological weapons for the British Army to help in World War
II, but people tend to downplay that part of his career.
Banting is one of those guys who is famous
for inventing something, but is not well known as an actual
person. "Insulin guy" pretty much covers it.
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Check out this Suzuki shirt you can
buy at the CBC online gift shop!
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David Suzuki is a Japanese-Canadian scientist
who hosts a show called The Nature of Things on CBC.
The show has been on since the 60's, and every week it tackles
a different contemporary topic dealing with nature or science
in some way. It's sort of like 60 Minutes meets National
Geographic.
Suzuki is known for well-known for his
work as an environmentalist and left-wing political activist.
He writes a weekly newspaper column and can often be seen
seen petitioning the government and participating in anti-war
rallies and things like that. He is also the head of a non-profit
organization called the David Suzuki Foundation. It
helps raise awareness of nature or something.
Cherry is in many ways the
polar opposite of Suzuki. They only thing they have in common
is that they're both on the CBC. Don Chery is an ex-hockey
player who now hosts Hockey Night In Canada, the nation's
leading hockey commentary TV show. He's been doing it for
about 20 years now.
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Cherry endorses a lot of products these
days, like sports supplements and even Quiznos.
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As I mentioned on the entertainment page,
Cherry's TV persona is very flamboyant and aggressive. He
always wears really loud suits and yells a lot. Here is my
impression of Hockey Night in Canada:
CO-HOST:
So
Don, what do you think of the Leafs' chances this season?
CHERRY: I
THINK THEY SUCK! THE TEAM STINKS! THEIR COACH IS A BUM! BUNCHA
LOUSY TORONTO WIMPS IF YOU ASK ME! GO HOME TO MOMMA, CRYBABIES!
(breaks chair on co-host's face)
And so on.
Cherry's brash comments, along with his
rather "politically incorrect" right-wing views
often get him in trouble and cause controversy around the
country. His views regarding the French Canadians in particular
are often expressed in a rather... undiplomatic way. Many
were surprised that Cherry made the top ten list of Greatest
Canadians, but he does represent a certain macho sports subculture
that is very much a part of Canadian society.
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Today Bell's legacy lives on in the
form of a cellphone service company no one uses.
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Is Alexander Graham Bell even
Canadian? The Scots say he's Scottish and the Americans say
he's American, and so too do we Canadians claim him as our
own.
Bell is considered to be the inventor
of the telephone. Though he was born in Scotland and ultimately
died as a citizen of the USA, he did a lot of his pioneering
experiments- including the first successful telephone transmission-
during a brief period when he lived in Canada.
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I am sure my nerd readers will be most
familiar with Mr. Gretzky's work in this popular video
game series for the Nintendo 64.
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I'm sure you've heard of this guy. Gretzky
is supposedly the best hockey player of all time. He got his
start playing for the Edmonton Oilers in Alberta, and with
him as star player his team won the Stanley Cup four times
in five years. This made him a huge star in hockey-crazed
Canada, and he was given the nickname "the Great One"
and immortalized on tacky commemorative plates.
Then in 1988 his owner sold him to an American
team, the Los Angles Kings. This was obviously very unpopular,
but Gretzky remained a big Canadian hero until his retirement
in 1999. Off the ice, Gretzky has now become a colossal sell-out,
and he hocks everything from tires to batteries to bacon.
It's getting impossible to turn on the TV these days without
seeing his damn face telling me to buy something.
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Like all good famous Canadians, Billy
has his own line of stamps.
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Billy Bishop is probably Canada's most famous war hero. Because
of our colonial and semi-colonial status with Britain during
both World Wars, Canada has never really had a commanding
general on par with Montgomery or Eisenhower. Our greatest
war heroes tend to be more rank-and-file soldiers.
Bishop was a skilled fighter pilot in
the Canadian branch of the Empire Air Force, and won a ton
of medals and honors for shooting down a bunch of German planes
in World War I. His victories were a huge morale booster for
Canadians, who were never really huge fans of World War I
to begin with. He was so popular in fact that after
a while the government told him to stop flying, out of the
fear that his death would provoke a national crisis that would
be thoroughly unproductive to the war effort.
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There is now a popular chain of chocolate
stores named after her.
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1775
- 1868)
Laura Secord is a supposedly heroic figure associated
with the 1812 War. As I mentioned on the history page, Canadians
love to exaggerate the importance of the War of 1812, and
in particular love to perpetuate a rather false belief that
"Canadians" won the war against the United States.
Ms. Secord is thus seen as the embodiment of this Canadian
pluckiness.
Laura was a teenager who lived with her family in the British
North American colonies. One day while she was out for a walk
with her cow she overheard some evil Americans plotting a
surprise attack on her colony. Frightened at the prospect
that American forces would liberate Upper Canada from the
rule of its beloved colonial tyrants, Laura ran for miles
and miles with her cow to warn the British generals of the
dastardly plot. Thanks to her bravery, the British were able
to successfully stem the tide of American expansionism and
prevent democracy from taking root in Canada for at least
another half-century. What a hero!
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Today Bethune is often featured in Chinese
propaganda posters about the importance of medicine.
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1890-1939)
If anyone ever wanted to argue that Canada is a nation
full of socialist Commie-lovers they they could easily point
to the fact that Dr. Norman Bethune is considered one of our
country's greatest heroes.
Bethune was a card-carrying Communist /
surgeon who traveled all over the world tending to the needs
of injured folks who got hurt fighting for the side of socialism
in various civil wars. His most notable achievements came
during his time in China, when he was working for Mao's Red
Army. While he was there Bethune made a lot of scientific
breakthroughs in the field of blood transfusions, and thus
helped the Commies secure victory. This has made him a huge
hero in China, even today. In Canada they tend to play down
Bethune's political views and promote him more as a "selfless
humanitarian" rather than a dupe of dictators.
are
probably the most famous artists in Canada. Historically Canada
has not been a nation well-known for artistic achievement,
so the Group of Seven are notable for being some of the few
Canadian artists who were able to achieve a reasonable level
of fame.
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"I already have to look at this
depressing landscape outside, why the hell would I want
it inside my house, too?" quipped one critic.
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The
group was composed of seven male artists who painted impressionist
landscapes of Canadian scenery during the era of the Great
Depression. Their work was both praised and criticized for
reflecting the bleak reality of the often desolate Canadian
environment. The artists eventually became quite successful,
but sadly the group broke up in the 30's.
I don't know all their names. It's not really relevant, since
their paintings are always just regarded as being a "Group
of Seven" regardless of who actually painted it. Female
impressionist painter Emily Carr
(1871-1945) often tagged along with the
group but was never a formal member. She's probably the second-most-famous
Canadian artist, and her work is very similar to the Group
of Seven's.
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This could be used as the cover for
all of her books, really.
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(1939-
) is easily Canada's most
famous author. She an ardent feminist and has written all
these depressing novels featuring struggling female protagonists
who try to overcome the rigid confines of their oppressive
patriarchal societies. Her books don't tend to be very Canada-centric,
and as a result she's very popular all around the world. Her
most famous novel is probably The Handmaiden's Tale, which
is a story set in the future, after Christain fundamentalists
have taken control of the United States and turned it into
a horrifying totalitarian nightmare world.
She's also done a lot of poetry. They always make Canadian
kids read her stuff in highschool.
If the government deems you to be a truly
"great" Canadian, the Governor General will award
you with a prestigious medal called "The Order of Canada."
Gretzky, Suzuki, Atwood, Cherry, and Terry Fox have all won
it. The others died before it was invented.
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Wolverine
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Dudley Do-Right
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Dave Nelson
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Bear Hugger
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Paul Tannek
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Terrance & Phillip
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Tuke & Rutt
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Coach Z
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