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Canadian cuisine is largely the same as American cuisine. We are big fans of fast food, and eat just as many burgers and fries as our southern neighbors. Since Canada is a multi-ethnic country, there is also a fast array of other culinary options, such as Chinese, Greek, Mexican, Italian, etc.
Despite all this, there are still a few distinct Canadian treats that are not quite so well known outside of the country.
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Real Nanaimo Bars are much slopier looking
than this.
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Nanaimo Bars
are a very distinct Canadian treat. They're small, rectangular,
cookie-like things with a layer of biscuit, covered by a layer
of thick cream, covered by a layer of flat chocolate. They're
really good, but very sweet, and very fatty.
Butter tarts
are another sweet Canadian pastry. They're kinda hard
to describe.... it's like, you have a tart shell, and it's
filled with this sweet buttery goo, and a few raisins. They're
then baked, and the butter mush becomes kinda brownish and
crusty on the top, but gooey inside. They're very yummy, as
well.
Pancakes
are not a distinctly Canadian food, but they remain an important
symbol of Canada. Well, maybe it's not so much the pancakes
as the maple syrup we
put on them. Canada has a lot of Maple trees, and hence, we
also have a lot of maple syrup. Most of the world's maple
syrup is exported from Canada, and a lot of stores sell it
in fancy decorative bottles designed to appeal to tourists.
Whenever my family meets a tourist, we always give them maple
syrup as a gift. Maple flavored stuff is equally popular
in Canada. There are maple-flavored cookies, chocolates, candies,
and breads. All are downright maple-licious.
In 2006 the National
Post newspaper held a vote to determine Canada's favorite
snack. These were the top five picks:
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Nanaimo Bars
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Coffee Crisp chocolate bar
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3
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Potato Chips
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Joe Louis snack cakes
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Beaver Tails
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5
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Cherry Blossom chocolate bar
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Beaver tails,
as I explained earlier, are not actually made out of Beaver,
but rather a chewy flat bread. It's based on an Indian dish
called Bannock Bread, except we douse our version in
a lot more sugar and cinnamon.
If you live on the West Coast, smoked
salmon is a very popular local dish. Inspired by
ancient Indian traditions, the salmon meat is smoked on a
big wood-burning stove, and a bunch of herbs and spices are
added. It is then left out to air dry, often for several days,
until it is tough and chewy. It can be eaten in a variety
of different ways, as part of a meal or on its own. Like all
the other foods, it too has been souvenir-ized, and is often
sold in decorative wooden boxes with Native artwork on the
lid.
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Poutine. Doesn't it look incredibly
appetizing?
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Poutine
is a dish that I do not personally care for, but I
understand is extremely popular in Quebec. Basically, you
take some French fries and drench them in a sea of gravy and
cheese curds. It tastes as good as it sounds. There was a
time when it was a fairly obscure thing, but now they frequently
sell it at McDonalds and A&W and all sorts of other fast
food places.
If Poutine is not extreme enough for you,
in Newfoundland they take the concept of "crap on fries"
to the next level, with what we non-Newfies call Newfoundland
Fries. Along with cheese and gravy, Newfoundland fries
are also covered with turkey stuffing and peas.
A lot of Americans that I meet ask me about Canada's infamous
Milk in a Bag program.
Apparently, it is somewhat common stereotype about Canada.
It works like this: If you want to use a pitcher to pour your
milk, instead of pouring it straight from the jug, the Canadian
Dairy sells these weird plastic bags that are full of milk.
The idea is, when you get home, you can open the bag and pour
it straight into the pitcher, thus saving a lot of needless
garbage. I remember when I was young we used to buy bagged
milk, but I don't see it for sale much anymore. I understand
it is still going strong in Ontario, however.
Potato chips are popular in Canada, like
everywhere else. A uniquely Canadian twist are the ever-popular
ketchup-flavored chips,
which are featured alongside the classics such as salt-and-vinegar,
barbeque, pickle, and "all-dressed" (which despite
the name is basically just a combination of salt-and-vinegar
and barbeque).
Chocolate bars
are also quite beloved, and there are a high number of famous
Canada-only brands. Coffee Crisp
seems to be the most popular, it's a flaky, coffee-flavored
wafer coated in milk chocolate. Other hits include:
Cherry Blossom-
chocolate with cherry goo, coconut, and peanuts inside
Aero- pure milk chocolate full
of air bubbles, making it light and flaky
Big Turk- giant gummie bar coated
in chocolate
Smarties- a rip-off of M&M's
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I would say Moslon is the more popular
brand, but that might just be because it's marketed
towards my demographic.
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Canadians enjoy their beer,
and will often brag that Canadian beer is much stronger than
American beer. This is true, but Canada and America measure
alcohol products in different ways, so in the end, Canadian
beer is only slightly "stronger" than the stuff found in the
States. There are two main brands of beer in Canada- Molson
and Labatt. Labatt projects
an older, more sophisticated image, while Moslon is the hip,
party beer. Labatt ads usually show people camping in Canada's
rugged wilderness, while Moslon ads usually promote their
slogan "I am Canadian" with wacky skits that make fun of Americans
(more on this later). In recent years, Canadian beer companies
have become increasingly nationalistic, and their commercials
regularly lecture us on "what it means to be Canadian." They
also host a lot of Canada Day celebrations, and pay for a
lot of Canadian concerts. Along with these two big national
corporations, many provinces are also home to quaint local
breweries that brew special regional beers.
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Most Tim Hortons are open 24/7
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Canada has a lot of unique restaurant
chains, but most are provincial, and thus not widely known
across Canada. The notable exception to this is Tim
Hortons. Named after a former Toronto Maple Leafs
hockey star, Tim Hortons is an extremely popular chain of
donut shops with branches all over Canada. They sell a wide
variety of donuts and baked goods, as well as coffee, sandwiches
and soups. They also sell Timbits, which are just donut
holes with a fancy name. Like McDonalds, Tim Hortons often
has gimmicky promotions where you can win lots of crap. Their
most famous promotion is the Roll up the Rim to Win
contests, in which you are encouraged to roll up the rim of
your paper coffee cup to see if any hidden "you won" messages
are concealed within. Tim Hortons used to be a proud Canadian
institution, but a few years ago it was bought by the Wendy's
hamburger chain. This hasn't really changed anything, but
is nevertheless a bit of a sore spot with some Canadians.
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